we say that with pride

but we don't know what it means

 

our wild bean boasts

a slow roast process

to eat it w/ toast

or wild grown mosses

 

if you want a full bodied coffee

we've got your bean

it comes with free toffee

if you know what I mean

 

its a jungle out there

so tame it with wild beans

even if you get attacked by a wild bear

no one will hear your screams

 

its so good it'll make you snore

like a moose or a foghorn

it'll keep you beggin four more

 

when you wake up

he'll come right up to your face

quack quack, I'm scrooge McDuck

and he sprayed it with mace

 

So I was knocked out

down for the count

and when i woke up

I smelled Brussels sprout

 

it was Brussels pot pie

baked by my uncle Russel

I'd give it a try

if my stomach had more muscle