I said to Chung wang hoo Snuck.

He was a Chinese man from Florence

he had the strange appearance of a duck

 

What yoo doon heeh? Mr. Snuck asked me.

I came to protect your Snuck Mr. Snuck

What wrong wit my Snuck, agent Buck-Ruck Magee

I said my names not Buck Ruck Magee my names Chuck

that's Charles Peter Snuffallufuguss 3

 

Heeh's my floohwins fooh yoo, Snuffy

why thank you my little yellow friend

I best be on my way to the village of Duffie

Mr Snuck said: "me no comprehend."

 

I explained that Duffie was a suburb of Shernoble

that city that exploded w/ nuclear sludge

I left at once with my apprentice Jared Fogle

but we just call him: Sir Pudge

 

Sir Pudge and I ventured to Duffie

but we had to go understand to get in

through the sewers we rode on our Huffy

until something obstructed the path we were headin

 

It was Dwight the rat who gave us a ride

we were glad to have made his accquaintance

he told us that Duffie is where he resides

he led us there in just seconds

 

We dismounted Dwight and to our delight

we were standing right below the man hole

but before we could exit the sewer line

we would come across a fellow named Hansel

 

his full name was Hansel Alberto Giovanni, Jr.

he looked like a cross between a worm and an ardvark

he was a victim of radioactive sewage

and living for years in the dark

 

he begged us to take him with us

we shrugged and said "why not"

we climbed the ladder with lots of rust

and our hands started to rot

 

"oh no!" put on these gloves said a voice

I looked up and it was a surface dweller

he was wearing a gas mask but then he took it off

to our relief it was only Brandon Keller

 

So, me and Dwight and Hansel were out

and Brandon asked us our names

I introduced them and then myself

I'm Chucky Pete 3, code name: 008

 

then Brandon turned over to Sir Pudge

he gave him a great big hug

I gave Dwight and Hansel a nudge

and Brandon told us he lost lots of flub eating subway subs

 

I quickly regained my composure and said now:

"men, we're on a mission here"

"find out who's responsible for Duffie's Meltdown

and replace the missing gear"

 

So we snuck into the secret headquarters

but there were laser beams both ways

so I had to make quick use of those florins

to deflect those laser rays

 

thank you Chung wang hoo Snuk of Florence

"Mine!" exclaimed a screechy voice

we had awakened Golem and he swiped our florins

We ran after him cuz we had no choice

 

"Come back here you florins thief!"

"Never!" he cried out in astonishment

Finally, we just gave up in grief

and went back having no accomplishment

 

"Lorenzo, what are we going to do?" I said

We were at Lorenzo Leonardo Lorenzetti-Loren's

he said: "Chuck, you need to go to Mr. Snuk's instead"

"cuz I'm fresh out of florins"

 

So me and Dwight and Hansel and Lorenzo and Sir Pudge and Brandon Keller

took turns flushing the camode

we took a short-cut back to Mr. Snuk, that yellow feller

through Lorenzo's wall on Dwight we rode

 

We arrived at Mr. Snucks in a flash.

We said thanks Dwight, he said no problem,

Mr Snuck opened the door in a dash,

He said we're having Nashville hashbrowns.

 

We looked down, he had a weener dog

I said what's that snuck doing here,

He said his name's not snuck its HOG

Herman Oscar Gambere

 

I said what a name for a pet

He said you bet he's wet so set the det for the bet.

you see Chuck 3 I race HOG to pay off my debt

because of his irritable bowels we always go to the vet

 

just then HOG and Dwight began to fight

then appeared Mr. Snuk's cameleon

then he swallowed all of us in sight

and we all were invisible in him

 

so we snuck back into headquarters

and defeated those laser rays

replaced that missing gear and got our florins

and placed our bet for our little HOG's race

 

Oh no! We lost cuz HOG is slow

Ermil the Gerbil and Pat the Rat beat him

but HOG is still a winner in our hearts we know

and that's just how we will treat him